touch (oneself)

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touch (oneself)

euphemistic slang To masturbate. My ultra-religious aunt scared us silly when we went through puberty with all sorts of myths about what would happen if we touched ourselves.
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touch

1. n. a likely target for begging; someone who is asked for a loan. (see also soft touch.) He was just the kind of touch we were looking for, not too bright and not too poor.
2. n. a request for money (from a beggar); a request for a loan. I ignored the touch and walked on by.
3. tv. to ask someone for a loan. He touched me for a hundred bucks.
4. n. a small portion of something to eat or drink. (Folksy.) I’ll have just a touch. I’m on a diet, you know.
5. tv. to deal with or handle someone or something. (Usually in the negative.) Mr. Wilson is a real pain, and I wouldn’t touch his account. Find somebody else to handle it.

touch

base/bases Informal
To renew a line of communication: "He went out of his way to touch base with a broad cross section of ... residents" (George B. Merry).
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Swaying, licking your lips and pelvic thrusting sweatily in front of the senior management team on a work's night out whilst slurring Divinyls I Touch Myself is merely an original way to signal your job resignation.
The I Touch Myself campaign, which coincides with Amphlett's first death anniversary, is accompanied by a (http://itouchmyself.
This musical spoof - conceived by Tim Flaherty and co-written by him and several members of the Virginia-based sketch comedy troupe the Pushers - has its four-member cast singing along to prerecorded tracks for "I Touch Myself," "Call Me Maybe" "Like a Virgin" and ".
I find it difficult to be satisfied during sex unless I touch myself, but my partner thinks I'm criticising his performance HW: I suspect he's already feeling sensitive about this issue.
Other highlights included her covers of The Divinyls' I Touch Myself and, more unexpectedly, Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.
She sang popular songs from her older albums like Just Like A Pill and Family Portrait along with recent hits including Sober, So What and Please Don't Leave Me, along with a rather literal version of I Touch Myself by Divinyls.
Then a slowed-down, sensual version of The Divinyls' 1991 hit I Touch Myself, with Pink reclining on a red chaise longue while disembodied hands reached through the upholstery and caressed her.
A change of pace came with a slow writhing cover of The Divinyls I Touch Myself which veered between sensual and outright filthy, before the tongue-incheek lament to her now-mended marriage Please Don't Leave Me.
Surpris- ingly, despite singing most of her back catalogue, Pink also squeezed in covers of Gnarls Barkley's Crazy, Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody and Divinyls' Touch Myself.
She picked up a yellow teddy bear thrown by a member of the audience as she strutted about the stage, showing off her toned midriff in a black bra top and lacey leggings, writhing on a red hand-sprouting chaise longue for a slowed down rendition of the Divinyls' hit I Touch Myself.
He instructed me to wear sexy underwear, to lie on the floor and touch myself while he was recording and talking dirty to me at the same time.
I feel that I am reclaiming my ability to touch myself with love and acceptance, which is something I hadn't done for a very long time.
The truth is, I would never touch myself even if she didn't say so.
He said, "I like to touch myself, I like to feel located.