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Does a bear poop in the woods?

rude A rhetorical question meaning the answer to the previous question is emphatically and obviously "yes." Would I like a free trip to Paris? Does a bear poop in the woods?
See also: bear, does, poop

Do bears poop in the woods?

rude A rhetorical question meaning the answer to the previous question is emphatically and obviously "yes." Would I like a free trip to Paris? Do bears poop in the woods?
See also: bear, poop

poop (one's) pants

1. Literally, to defecate while still wearing one's pants. I need you to pull over the car right now, or else I'm going to poop my pants!
2. By extension, to be very surprised. When I saw that the magazine had published my letter to the editor, I totally pooped my pants!
See also: pant, poop

poop out

1. To quit or give up something due to exhaustion or fatigue. I thought I would be able to make it to the end of the race, but I pooped out after the fifth mile. You can't keep working the team like this, or they'll poop out and the project will never get finished at all.
2. To cause someone become exhausted or fatigued. In this usage, a noun or pronoun can be used between "poop" and "out." Running around with my grandson all afternoon really pooped me out! I think the change in elevation during the hike pooped out my father-in-law quicker than he was expecting.
See also: out, poop

pooped out

Very exhausted or fatigued, especially from physical exertion. I was really pooped out after running around with my grandson all afternoon! Don't hike too far or you'll be too pooped to hike all the way back.
See also: out, poop

poop chute

rude slang One's anal canal, including the rectum. That food was so spicy that my whole poop chute was on fire when I went to the bathroom the next morning! They're going to stick a camera up my poop chute to see if there's anything wrong with my intestines.
See also: chute, poop

poop sheet

A compilation of details, instructions, facts, or other such information gathered together in a single resource. The conference is circulating a poop sheet with details about all of the speakers as well as the times and places at which attendees might see them. Police have released a poop sheet with information about the suspects.
See also: poop, sheet

pooped

Very exhausted or fatigued, especially from physical exertion. I was really pooped after running around with my grandson all afternoon! Don't hike too far or you'll be too pooped to hike all the way back.
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poophead

juvenile slang An unpleasant, unintelligent, irritating, or mean person. My brother is such a poophead—why can't he just leave me and my friends alone? OK, which of you poopheads stole my candy bar?

poop out

Inf. to quit; to wear out and stop. He pooped out after about an hour of hard work. I think I'm going to poop out pretty soon.
See also: out, poop

poop someone or something out

Inf. to cause someone to become exhausted or give out. All that exercise really pooped everyone out. A full day of play at the beach had pooped the dog out. The activity pooped out the dog.
See also: out, poop

pooped (out)

 
1. Inf. [of a person or an animal] exhausted; worn out. I'm really pooped out. The horse looked sort of pooped in the final stretch.
2. Inf. intoxicated. How much of that stuff does it take to get pooped? He's been drinking all night and is totally pooped out.
See also: poop

poop out

1. Tire out, exhaust, as in I ran about ten miles, but then I was too pooped out to go on.
2. Quit, decide not to participate, especially at the last minute. For example, We had about twenty signed up for the seminar, but then half of them pooped out. [Slang; late 1800s]
See also: out, poop

poop out

v. Slang
1. To make someone exhausted; tire someone out: That long walk uphill really pooped me out.
2. To quit something because of exhaustion: Too tired to continue, he pooped out of the race.
3. To decide not to participate, especially at the last moment: She was going to help me, but she pooped out and didn't come.
See also: out, poop

poop

1. n. information; the detailed knowledge of something. What’s the poop on the broken glass in the hall?
2. n. fecal matter. (see also poo.) There’s poop on the sidewalk.
3. in. to defecate. Your dog pooped on my lawn!

poop chute

n. the rectum and anus. The doctor actually stuck his finger up my poop chute.
See also: chute, poop

poop out

in. to quit; to wear out and stop. (see also pooped (out).) He pooped out after about an hour.
See also: out, poop

poop sheet

n. a sheet containing information. Where is the poop sheet on today’s meeting?
See also: poop, sheet

pooped (out)

1. mod. exhausted; worn-out. (Said of a person or an animal.) The horse looked sort of pooped in the final stretch.
2. mod. alcohol intoxicated. He’s been drinking all night and is totally pooped out.
See also: out, poop

pooped

verb
See also: poop

poophead

n. a person who acts very stupidly. (Also a term of address.) Look here, poophead, you’re making a fool of yourself.
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To teach it, she simply gave Mail positive reinforcement (treats) for defecating, and added the cue "Coco, Mali" (a slang Portuguese term meaning "poop") when she knew her dog was about to oblige.
A record is being kept to judge which politician is the most unpopular by the number of times people have chosen to poop on them.
The threats to wardens are revealed in a BBC Radio Scotland investigation, The Scoop on Poop, to be broadcast today at 2pm.
He is the author of four books for children: Waking Up Dry: A Guide to Help Children Overcome Bedwetting, Lions Aren't Scared of Shots, It Hurts When I Poop, and Harry Goes to the Hospital.
I phoned Liverpool Direct two weeks ago after counting 46 individual poops from Three Butt Lane to Mill Lane then after nothing was done I counted 58 poops last week and again reported it.
"Scoop the Poop hopes to bring communities together, helping them to take pride in keeping their streets tidy, and at the same time raising awareness of the negative effects dirty streets can have on the neighbourhood." Children at Stanton Bridge Primary School put pen to paper to design an eye-catching logo to help promote the campaign in a light-hearted and creative way.
I drew a cartoon for the Examiner showing how to make a 'Doggie Dung Warning Flag' to stick in the poop so you didn't tread in it.
If you love your dogs like your children -- then why don't you pick up their poop? Why don't you walk them yourself?AaAa What kind of love is this?
Roche, MS, CCC, BRS-S; Pamela Martorana, LPC; Valerie & Ave Kalderon Table #1 Red Flags for "Pooping" Issues * My child takes a long time to poop. * My child only poops two to three times a week.
ANTI-social dog walkers who don't scoop their pet's poop are being targeted by environmental health officers.
When dinosaur poop is preserved, it's like a time capsule.
It is the latest boost to the Vale council's Scoop The Poop campaign, which has seen a dog mascot named Scoop touring schools and events throughout the county educating residents.
Well, the monkeys got really angry and threw poop at me.
Gillard sheds light on such mysteries as how to compost, what to do with doggie poop (or parrot, goose and lizard poop), and how to keep urban wildlife out of your compost bin.
Can you imagine for a moment, when you were a tiny baby, your parents inviting a bunch of their friends over to play "hot potato" with you, passing you from person to squealing person, anticipating the poop to come!