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beat the dummy

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term only applied to men. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him beating the dummy. How horrifying is that?"
See also: beat, dummy

pull (one's) pud

vulgar slang To masturbate. Only applied to males. "Pud" is a slang term for the penis. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, Samantha walked in on him pulling his pud. How horrifying is that?"
See also: pud, pull

pound (one's) pud

vulgar slang To masturbate. Only applied to males. "Pud" is a slang term for the penis. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, Samantha walked in on him pounding his pud. How horrifying is that?"
See also: pound, pud

pud

vulgar slang A penis. My last roommate used to walk around in the nude, with his pud hanging out and everything! I wish you'd stop scratching your pud through your jeans like that.

beat the dummy

and beat the meat and beat one’s meat and beat the pup and choke the chicken and pound one’s meat and pull one’s pud and pull one’s wire and whip one’s wire and whip the dummy and yank one’s strap
tv. to masturbate. (Usually objectionable.) Are you going to sit around all day pulling your pud? We heard him in there “choking the chicken,” as the street crowd says.
See also: beat, dummy

pull one’s pud

verb
See also: pud, pull

pud

n. the penis. Stop scratching your pud in public!
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(20-24), (28-30) In the case of PUD synthesis, a number of parameters can be varied, such as the composition of diisocyanates and polyols used, stirring rate, heating and cooling, prepolymer molecular weight, neutralizing amines, chain extenders used, and other reaction and process conditions.
Forecasts call for the PUD to end this year with a $99-million positive bottom line, about $27 million more than budget.
It also should be noted that the PUD is prepared from typical isocyanates and does not require the use of any specialized equipment.
Williams reviewed the performance of formulations based on UV-curable PUDs with respect to their physical, chemical and aesthetic requirements.
"Without pollution permits, the PUDs fail to monitor and report pollution in a manner that enables the public to fully understand the extent and severity of the problem," according to the release.
Grubich stated that the PUD had asked all companies to bid each element separately so that the PUD could compare costs for things such as stormwater protection and reseeding roads.
Then, a solution of cosolvent, PI, and additives was added slowly to the pigmented PUD mixture.
PROOF OF PUD: Proof of the Pudding at Alnwick in Northumberland specialises in delicious home-made puds of all varieties from sticky ginger and syrup sponge to Christmas pud.
Last year, there was such a mad scramble for the puds, which have a candied orange in the middle, that they sold out and were being auctioned on eBay.
In his presentation, Stewart will focus on oxidatively curing polyurethane dispersions (PUDs), which provide unique opportunities for the formulation of coatings for DTM applications.
And some got an unexpected bonus, with four in every batch of 30 puds containing a silver charm, worth between pounds 15 and pounds 95.
Brian writes: "Aye up Denis, lad, I've just read thi bit abaht Yarkshire puds in terneet's Examiner - well done!
* Heard from Nathan Clark, East Wenatchee, who outlined support from a grassroots group that would eliminate cryptocurrency mining because of the impacts on PUDs and the cost of service requests from cryptocurrency operations.
OLYMPIA -- Chelan County PUD Commissioner Randy Smith of Cashmere will lead the Washington PUDs Association (WPUDA) for the 2019-2020 term.
Connectivity is a shared goal of the two organizations, as demonstrated by the PUDs success in currently providing broadband access to about three-quarters of the county, and Microsofts Airband Initiative, which aims to bring broadband to three million people in rural America by 2022.