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meat puppet

1. Some useless, irrelevant, or inconsequential person. Who the hell do you think you are to criticize me? You've never done anything meaningful in you're life—you're just a damn meat puppet! I hate commuting on the train to work with all the other meat puppets in this city.
2. vulgar slang A penis. My last roommate used to walk around in the nude, with his meat puppet hanging out and everything!
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meat puppet

1. n. the penis. Stop scratching your meat puppet!
2. n. a TV announcer; a talking head on television. These documentaries are just one meat puppet after another.
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The SPIN download has all the 13 tracks in sequence and, besides Meat Puppets and the Vaselines, has artists including Butch Walker, Titus Andronicus, Amanda Palmer and Telekinesis, covering them.
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The elder Anderson died shortly after that, but his son went on to a dazzling musical career that has included everything from playing country guitar in honky tonk bars -followed by years with country star Dwight Yoakam - to producing records for bands as varied as the Meat Puppets and Michele Shocked.
"After more than a decade on the Eugene scene in bands like Billy Jack, Activator, the Naysayers and White Hot Odyssey, Cole wanted a tight, aggressive three-piece, playing minimal, in-your-face arrangements inspired by the bands he grew up with: X, the Wipers, Dead Moon, the Meat Puppets and Mission of Burma."
They worry that we are marionettes or meat puppets on the ends of strings and that we're doomed to create a world of oppression and inequality.
Almost every tune the band did this night sounded ancient, but none more so than this Meat Puppets number.
Compiling this awkward collision is Kadouh's self-consciously poetic language, which reduces all his characters to meat puppets reiterating the movie's moral.
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Reminds me of the earlier and more rockin' Meat Puppets stuff at first, but the rock comes through.
The reason lies in genetic essentialism: the reductionist view of human beings as nothing more than meat puppets dangling from the strands of our DNA.
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When SST Records, a 1980s indie rock powerhouse and early home for such bands as Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr., Soundgarden, and the Meat Puppets, sold bumper stickers reading "Corporate Rock Sucks!," they meant it for both business and aesthetic reasons.