meat puppet

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meat puppet

1. Some useless, irrelevant, or inconsequential person. Who the hell do you think you are to criticize me? You've never done anything meaningful in you're life—you're just a damn meat puppet! I hate commuting on the train to work with all the other meat puppets in this city.
2. vulgar slang A penis. My last roommate used to walk around in the nude, with his meat puppet hanging out and everything!
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meat puppet

1. n. the penis. Stop scratching your meat puppet!
2. n. a TV announcer; a talking head on television. These documentaries are just one meat puppet after another.
See also: meat, puppet