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cream (one's) jeans

1. vulgar slang Literally, to experience an orgasm in one's pants.
2. vulgar slang To be or become very sexually aroused. I creamed my jeans when he came onto the stage with his shirt off.
3. vulgar slang By extension, to be overcome by excitement or delight. Dude, I know you're hungry, but don't cream your jeans. It's just a candy bar. I'm creaming my jeans at the thought of going to Paris this summer.
See also: cream, jean

cream in (one's) jeans

1. To ejaculate in one's pants.
2. By extension, to become overly excited about something. Dude, I know you're hungry, but don't cream in your jeans, it's just a candy bar.
See also: cream, jean

mom jeans

High-waisted, somewhat loose-fitting jeans said to look like those stereotypically worn by middle-aged moms. The phrase can be used to characterize such jeans as unflattering or simply as a label for the particular fit, which became fashionable after the emergence of the term. Ladies, we're going out tonight, so don't wear your mom jeans! It seems that mom jeans have become the new uniform for hipster girls this summer.
See also: jean, mom

cream your jeans

experience strong emotions of delight and excitement. informal
The expression is based on the idea of sexual excitement so overwhelmingly strong as to cause inadvertent emissions.
See also: cream, jean

cream (in) one’s pants

and cream one’s jeans
in. [for a male] to ejaculate in his pants from excessive sexual excitement. (Usually objectionable.) She makes me want to cream my pants. The kid creamed his jeans in the nudie movie.
See also: cream, pant

cream one’s jeans

verb
See also: cream, jean

cream (one's) jeans

/panties Vulgar Slang
To be excited or delighted about something.
See also: cream, jean
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Ultra low waist sexy denim jeans with Levi style four front pockets.
She and Stacey race to the spot and are relieved to find Jean. However, Jean isn't ready to see anyone yet and runs back to her caravan, locking the door.
Jean has children's toys from the nostalgic Porky Pig and Miss Piggy to their modern-day counterparts, Peppa Pig and even a complete set of the green pigs from Angry Birds.
Jean lighted up the room with her witty comebacks and authentic sense of humor, often writing poems for those she loved.
Jean's Kitchen has been home to a number of events over the years, including organised fundraising activities.
Red jeans are practically vying with traditional blues as a denim staple.
Back in the UK, she gets the low-down on the British jeans scene from designer Katharine Hamnett.
"I actually love jeans on other people but I just find it hard to find jeans that look good on me.
Even so, a majority of her planning focused on assuring Jean's future needs would be met.
Four of the contributions deal with the Hebrew language studies of Jean Mercier and his belief in the necessity of a knowledge of Hebrew in order to understand the mysteries of creation.
Jean Sousa, an American lawyer living in Piedmont, an upscale gay-friendly Northern California community next door to Oakland, is caught between her West Indian heritage and her insistence on her own path in K.E.
Ellen and Jean form a calendar-year corporation, X Corp., in which each owns 50% of the stock.
The band--Clark (vocals, guitar), Drew Doucette (guitar), Jean Cook (Wurlitzer, vocals), Ryan Nelson (drums) and Basla Andolsun (bass)--describes themselves as "a band that can help you out if you like songs." They've been through several lineup changes, and have only released two EPs, one full length and a handful of comp tracks in the relatively long time they've been together.