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cream (one's) jeans

vulgar slang To be or become sexually aroused, or to be so overcome by excitement or delight as to resemble that state. I creamed my jeans when he came onto the stage with his shirt off. I'm creaming my jeans at the thought of going to Paris this summer.

See also: cream, jean

cream in (one's) jeans

1. To ejaculate in one's pants. I bet you cream in your jeans just reading Playboy!

2. By extension, to become overly excited about something. Dude, I know you're hungry, but don't cream in your jeans, it's just a candy bar.

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cream your jeans

experience strong emotions of delight and excitement. informal

The expression is based on the idea of sexual excitement so overwhelmingly strong as to cause inadvertent emissions.

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cream (in) one’s pants

and cream one’s jeans

in. [for a male] to ejaculate in his pants from excessive sexual excitement. (Usually objectionable.) She makes me want to cream my pants. The kid creamed his jeans in the nudie movie.

See also: cream, pant

cream one’s jeans

verb

See cream in one’s pants

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cream (one's) jeans

/panties Vulgar Slang

To be excited or delighted about something.

See also: cream, jean