jean

cream (one's) jeans

1. vulgar slang Literally, to experience an orgasm in one's pants.

2. vulgar slang To be or become very sexually aroused. I creamed my jeans when he came onto the stage with his shirt off.

3. vulgar slang By extension, to be overcome by excitement or delight. Dude, I know you're hungry, but don't cream your jeans. It's just a candy bar. I'm creaming my jeans at the thought of going to Paris this summer.

See also: cream, jean

cream in (one's) jeans

1. To ejaculate in one's pants.

2. By extension, to become overly excited about something. Dude, I know you're hungry, but don't cream in your jeans, it's just a candy bar.

See also: cream, jean

mom jeans

High-waisted, somewhat loose-fitting jeans said to look like those stereotypically worn by middle-aged moms. The phrase can be used to characterize such jeans as unflattering or simply as a label for the particular fit, which became fashionable after the emergence of the term. Ladies, we're going out tonight, so don't wear your mom jeans! It seems that mom jeans have become the new uniform for hipster girls this summer.

See also: jean, mom

cream your jeans

experience strong emotions of delight and excitement. informal

The expression is based on the idea of sexual excitement so overwhelmingly strong as to cause inadvertent emissions.

See also: cream, jean

cream (in) one’s pants

and cream one’s jeans

in. [for a male] to ejaculate in his pants from excessive sexual excitement. (Usually objectionable.) She makes me want to cream my pants. The kid creamed his jeans in the nudie movie.

See also: cream, pant

cream one’s jeans

verb

See cream in one’s pants

See also: cream, jean

cream (one's) jeans

/panties Vulgar Slang

To be excited or delighted about something.

See also: cream, jean