Do me a lemon!

Do me a lemon!

You must be joking; I can't believe this; that's nonsense. A slang phrase specific to London, England. Do me a lemon, man! No way I'm paying for tap water. You're going to fine me for spitting on the footpath? Do me a lemon!
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