a beached whale

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a beached whale

offensive slang An extremely large or obese person. I really need to start exercising again. I've turned into a beached whale!
See also: beach, whale
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The chilling sight of a beached whale has come to light in the town of Mabini, Philippines.
Personnel from Bfar and the local government tried to ferry the beached whale to deeper waters but it returned to shallow waters where its condition further deteriorated and eventually died.
40 kilos of plastic found in beached whale !-- -- Edith Regalado (The Philippine Star) - March 18, 2019 - 12:00am DAVAO CITY, Philippines Forty kilos of plastic equals one dead whale.
But it won't last long with him because he likes to drink his beer and keep eating, so by Christmas he'll look like a beached whale again."
Should the beached whale belong to the Arabian humpback species -- one of the rarest whales in existence -- it could mean this particular species of mammal takes one step closer to extinction: there are less than 100 Arabian humpback whales in existence.
Without Pakistani cooperation, our army our army in Afghanistan risks becoming a beached whale.'
Without Pakistani cooperation, our army in Afghanistan risks becoming a beached whale.
But this is no light-hearted seaside adventure as they find a huge beached whale and attempt to save it.
Summary: The beached whale was wounded by coral reefs of Honda Bay
The installation simulates what happens to a beached whale, Cinches said.
I'm 57 now and I've lived a life of extraordinary good fortune from start to finish - so much so I'm anticipating a piano falling on my head to redress the balance" Actor Hugh Laurie on being awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame "The British political class has never quite been so hopeless, but the same can be said for the USA" Singer Morrissey "Like a beached whale prancing around the dance floor" Lord Sugar's description of former chancellor Ed Balls' performances on Strictly Come Dancing
I'm 57 now and I've lived a life of extraordinary good fortune from start to finish - so much so I'm anticipating a piano falling on my head to redress the balance Actor Hugh Laurie The British political class has never quite been so hopeless, but the same can be said for the USA Singer Morrissey Like a beached whale prancing around the dance floor Lord Sugar's description of former chancellor Ed Balls' performances on Strictly Come Dancing Honestly, I've never dyed my hair.
"Like a beached whale prancing around the dance floor" - Lord Sugar's description of former chancellor Ed Balls' performances on Strictly Come Dancing.
The tale of lonely little Noi befriending a baby beached whale became an instant classic, requested countless times, and the sequel seems to be following suit.