as useful as a chocolate teapot

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as useful as a chocolate teapot

Utterly useless or ineffectual (because pouring boiling water into a chocolate teapot would melt it). This umbrella is stuck inside out, so it's about as useful as a chocolate teapot right now.

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(as) guilty as sin
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