(as) useful as a chocolate teapot

Utterly useless (because pouring boiling water into a chocolate teapot would melt it). That umbrella is stuck inside out, so it's about as useful as a chocolate teapot right now.

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teapot
useful
chocolate
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
chocoholic
mint chocolate chip
(right) up there with (someone or something)
be (right) up there with (someone or something)
better than sex
road to nowhere

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(as) tight as a drum
(as) tight as a tick
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(as) tough as an old boot
(as) tough as leather
(as) tough as nails
(as) tough as old boots
(as) true as steel
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(at) full pelt
(at) full steam
(at) full throttle
(at) full tilt
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(be) with you in a minute
(be) with you in a moment
(Bill) Cosby sweater
(both) feet on the ground
(boy,) am I glad to see you!
(Boy,) is my face red!
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