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zonker

(ˈzɔŋkɚ)
1. n. a drunkard. The zonker just can’t help himself.
2. n. a marijuana smoker. (Drugs.) A lot of these zonkers may take six years to get through high school.
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JUBILEE LAKES 01388 772611 /DL22UH Best patterns have been Dawson's Olive, Damsels Nymphs, Orange or Yellow Blobs, Black Zonker and when calmer Buzzers and various nymphs.
Best trout went to Stuart Sexton, of Darlington, weighing in at 5lb 6oz and caught on a Black Zonker.
Sharpley: Black Buzzer, Black/White Zonker, Cat's Whisker, Pinky, Apps Bloodworm, Okey Dokey, Diawl Bach.
8220;It feels good that we were able to help out the community, give back, and make our community a better place to enjoy,” said Zack Zonker, Five Star Painting Project Manager.
and his family--Boopsie (wife), Sam (daughter) and Zonker (nanny).
Zonker, Trudeau's permanently blissed-out hippie, was asked to entertain a boy at a day care center.
An 11lb rainbow took his home-tied brown Zonker lui at Meadow Fisheries in Mickle Trafford near Chester.
There has been a mixture of typical spring fishing, with the trout taking dries such as black spiders and emergers from the surface film, followed by anglers having to change tact and fish deeper with a black zonker from well down.
In his comic strip this week, Trudeau - who has drawn the political satire for 26 years - depicts two ``Doonesbury'' characters, Zonker and Cornell, discussing the raid on the San Francisco-based Cannabis Buyers Club, where state and local officials seized 150 pounds of marijuana earlier this year.
Leif Andrews from Darlington had the best trout of the week at 5lb 6oz caught on a black zonker.
Top rod was M Powell from Saltburn who landed 35 trout to 5lb 8oz for his visit, mostly taken on a White Zonker fished just subsurface on a floating line.
South Linden: Buzzers, black lures, Fluff cat, Yellow dancer, Egg Flies, Olive or Black Zonker, Bloodworm.
Howard Robinson landed the heaviest fish of the week at 10lb caught on a Black Zonker in a catch of 15 fish.
Middlesbrough angler Martin Fowler took 5lb 6oz and 3lb 6oz on a pink bloodworm, while Stuart Hicks took 4lb 15oz and 4lb 4oz on a Dawson's and Craig Campbell of Eaglescliffe took a 4lb 11oz on a White Zonker, as did Darren Jones, of Whitby.
Sharpley: Black /Red Buzzer, Pinky, Black Nymph, Marabou Bloodworm, Black Foamhead Emerger, Minky, Black/Green Nomad, Black Beetle, Hare's Ear, Pheasant Tail Nymph South Linden: Black Zonker, Black Cats, Buzzer, Viva, Ace of Spades, Black Buzzers.