your ass

your ass

A humorous (and perhaps inappropriate, depending on the audience) slang term for "you" or "yourself." Mom is looking for you, and she is not happy. Your ass must be in trouble! Get your ass down here now!
See also: ass
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She says: "This is what my ass looks like show me what your ass looks like when you're 56.
All the matches when we played 4-4-2, like against West Ham, it was always twitching your ass and I don't like it.
She wants to kick your ass whether you're straight, gay, or bi.
I can roll up on your ass, throw you in a police ear, lock your ass up, and deny your rights to a phone call and keep you there as long as I want without anyone knowing.
And the song has one of the finest lyrics for an anthem: "The plan is just to have your ass missing / From the womb to the tomb / From the streets to prisons.
Kiss your ass, Kiss your ass, Kiss your ass, Goodbye.
She says: "This is what my ass looks like -- show me what your ass looks like when you're 56.
Okay, I'm sorry, but this here rant is for all you little hungry kids out there who enter these here contests to get sponsored or are already sponsored, get free shit, have your friends and people you don't even know kiss your ass, pick up on all the skate Betties, and have video monkeys and photogs (like myself) tripping over each other chasing you all over the course.
Thrasher fits just perfect; you print swear words but don't have full-page articles on how to light bottle rockets out of your ass.
The guys elbow has the range of motion of my gas gauge which continuously flirts between empty and the "Best be ready to walk your ass home" redline.
Unless Trey is willing to give up a minimum of four years of his life to the military on love, he shouldn't expect any skater to do the same for the companies they represent because until you have a bill collector ringin' on your ass everyday to pay for knee surgery, you don't know how much your love is worth (to others).
Your own kid could have kicked your ass in the same contest, damn.
So you can suck my dick and then shove your poser deck up your ass sideways while fuckin' your mom.