Ewing has promised investors the right to recommend new signings, name the club and even decide on the colour of the team strip, patronising drivel for which you wouldn't give tuppence
, never mind 25 quid.
There are one or two decent agents who I like who have football backgrounds, but the big com-panies I wouldn't give tuppence
I wouldn't give tuppence
for some of the soggy, cold chips they dish up today.
But many Hotline callers wouldn't give tuppence
for the performances of the Scottish champions at the sharpest end of European competition.
You wouldn't give tuppence
ha'penny for the nick of the Calvin Kleins sported by his Falkirk namesake at Ibrox last night after this League Cup drubbing.
The scoreboard in Cardiff was dominated by Welsh full-back Leigh Halfpenny, who scored 22 points, and now you wouldn't give tuppence
for the Scots competing for anything other than the wooden spoon in the championship - again.