be as bald as a coot

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be as bald as a coot

To be totally bald. My father had long hair as a teen, but now he's as bald as a coot.
See also: bald, coot
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Hitler had a small rodent perched under his nose while Mussolini was as bald as a coot, proving that you can be a fascist scumbag regardless of how much hair you have, and where you choose to wear it.