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East is East and West is West (and never the twain shall meet)

Said of two things are too different to ever be agreeable or harmonious. The phrase comes from a Rudyard Kipling poem. If you learn young that East is East and West is West, you won't waste time trying to convert people to your views.
See also: and, east, never, shall, twain, west

never the twain shall meet

These two people, things, or groups are so fundamentally different from one another that they will never be able to coexist or think alike. Primarily heard in US. My best friend is a staunch republican, while my brother is a hardcore liberal, and never the twain shall meet.
See also: meet, never, shall, twain

never the twain shall meet


ne'er the twain shall meet

People say never the twain shall meet or ne'er the twain shall meet when they believe that there are so many differences between two groups of people or two groups of things that they can never exist together. The British education system is notorious for separating the sciences and the humanities. This academic `ne'er the twain shall meet' policy does not always reflect the needs of the real world. Note: People often vary this expression. For example, they say that the twain should meet or the twain are not supposed to meet. Although they recognised differences between East and West, they went on to argue that the twain should and must meet. Note: `Twain' is an old-fashioned word meaning two. This is a quotation from `The Ballad of East and West' (1889) by the English poet Rudyard Kipling: `Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet.'
See also: meet, never, shall, twain

never the twain shall meet

two people or things are too different to exist alongside or understand each other.
This phrase comes from Rudyard Kipling's poem ‘The Ballad of East and West’ ( 1892 ): ‘Oh, East is East and West is West, and never the twain shall meet’.
See also: meet, never, shall, twain

never the ˌtwain shall ˈmeet

(saying) used to say that two things are so different that they cannot exist together: People in the area where I grew up were either landowners or farmers, and never the twain shall meet.
Twain is an old word meaning ‘two’.
See also: meet, never, shall, twain
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The silver coin's obverse design features a portrait of Mark Twain holding a pipe with the smoke forming a silhouette of Huck Finn and Jim on a raft in the background.
The list of things Twain did not say, but everyone thinks he did, is a long one.
Twain wrote in his notebook in 1898, "If I cannot swear in heaven I shall not stay there," and for a split second I wondered if it was him.
So upset was Twain by the audience that he added, "By George, the next time I come here I mean to put some cathartic pills in my lecture.
Twain left school to work as a printer's apprentice, where he arranged type for newspaper stories.
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Even before meeting his wife-to-be, Twain "took himself seriously as an overseer of the public conscience" (50) according to Louis J.
Twain himself was a bundle of discrepant impulses that somehow helped him rather than hindered him on his way to becoming the representative American of his age.
The impetus behind this book is to portray Mark Twain more closely as a member of a literary "guild," to use Krauth's term.
This question is an urgent and meaningful one that critics would like to answer," said University of Missouri-Columbia literature professor Thomas Quirk, a nationally known Mark Twain expert.
Over the years, tourism in Timmins has varied from 5,500 annually to a high of 14,500 visitors, taking into account the development two years ago of the Shania Twain Centre next to the already existing gold mine tour.
Big River'' has a strong cast, but the linchpin of the production is Waara, who stands off to the side much of the time as the voice of Huck but finds another one when he assumes the role of Twain.
It's as if people want to hear this guy now," Holbrook says by phone from his home in Los Angeles, basing his observation on the capacity audiences and emotional reaction that his celebrated one-man show "Mark Twain Tonight" has gotten lately.
This publication of the author's editorials while at the Buffalo Express from 1869 to 1871 serves as a valuable addition to the volumes of academic material already available to Twain scholars.
Canadian country singer Shania Twain, pictured, has given birth to a boy named Eja (pronounced Asia), it was announced yesterday .