It reminded me why, instead of a feeling of holistic well-being, I always leave these places feeling fleeced and swearing I could do a better job myself with a cheese grater and a tub of lard
WHEN rolypoly Roy Hattersley, Sparkbrook's former Labour MP and best Labour leader never elected as such, had to duck out of a television programme at the last minute, his fellowpanellists replaced him with a large tub of lard
I'd prefer the Tub of Lard
treatment - which was dished out to nonattendee Lord Hattersley after, at short notice, he dropped out of appearing on Have I Got News for you for a third time.
Its laugh still echoes in the silent recesses of my mind until today, whispering to me that I'm fat, that everyone hates me, and that I'm a tub of lard
that nobody will ever want.
Which politician was once replaced by a tub of lard
on the TV show Have I Got News For You?
Repeat the process as necessary, or when a melon and a tub of lard
HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU BBC1, 9pm What have Boris Johnson, Ross Noble and a tub of lard
got in common?
The basket contains alleged footballing love-cheat Ryan Giggs, alleged reality TV star Imogen Thomas, alleged defender of the truth and Birmingham Liberal Democrat MP John Hemming, and a tub of lard
It is certainly a show with plenty of quiet and refined dignity, which is bizarre considering it once replaced a guest with a tub of lard
Or that classy Stockard Channing, as the porn actors morn, graphically fucks an HIV-positive tub of lard
and sucks blood from her son's arm to pull off a life insurance scam?
She's been known to have the occasional bath with a tub of lard
If he does look like a tub of lard
when getting into the ring I'd be looking to get out of the bet on Betfair tonight, but otherwise I think he should be the favourite.
Yet with a "body mass index" (BMI) of 25, I'm still a borderline tub of lard
, at least according to government-sanctioned definitions.
If you live on fatty foods, you may end up looking like a tub of lard
So Rik Waller can now claim it wasn't the two curries, three fish suppers and assorted cream buns daily that made him a tub of lard