trouser snake


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trouser snake

and trouser trout
n. the penis. The doctor was taken aback when young Willard used the term “trouser snake.” Stop scratching your trouser trout in public.
See also: snake, trouser
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So do you think the Beckhams are going to defend the besmirched honour of David's trouser snake and sue her?
Tara later told me she hadn't expected to come face to face with Gordon's one-eyed trouser snake when she carried out her little prank.
The next evening Jay appeared on a live TV show called On Demand where he shocked the teenage audience by shouting, "Let my trouser snake out," throughout the show.
Irish rugby followers who come across them should not be surprised if they hear songs such as Balls to your Partner, Leprosy, One-Eyed Trouser Snake and The Sexual Life of a Camel.
RYLAN'S I'm A Celeb update on This Morning: "The boys in camp have been warned to cover their privates to protect them from jungle trouser snakes.
Readers are gleefully informed: "Irish men are mostly smooth, tall, lean, uncut, and unlike most American actors, have no problem showing off their trouser snakes.