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If frogs had wheels, they wouldn't bump their butts,

 and If a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass.
Rur. It is useless to wish for impossible things. (Use caution with ass.) Tom: If I had two hundred thousand dollars, I could buy that farm. Jane: Yeah, and if frogs had wheels, they wouldn't bump their butts. Charlie: If I were rich and famous, I'd make people listen to me. Bill: If a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass.
See also: bump, butt, frog, if

toady (up) to someone

to fawn over someone; to try to flatter and impress someone. Carl is always toadying up to people. He has never toadied to me!
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The EU is well aware that its sanctions will not undermine the resolve of the Islamic Iran's great nation and they approved these sanctions merely as a political measure to toady to their bosses," Rapporteur of the parliament's Economic Commission Seyed Ali Mousavi Jaraf told FNA.
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Then Toady, as I now called him, suddenly stopped, exhausted.
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John Krasinski co-stars as Jim, the lone competent in the crew, who pines for unavailable receptionist Pam (Jenna Fischer) and delights in irritating hostile toady Dwight (Rainn Wilson).
Being the unctuous toady he is he'd have caved in to the Government immediately and apologised for everything, including just breathing.
If you don't like football, unplug the satellite decoder toady - all day.
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In addition to Fischer, the cast includes John Krasinski as Jim, a wry underachiever who's still the outpost's most competent employee, and Rainn Wilson as Dwight, a power-hungry toady whom Jim delights in taunting.
HAS anyone asked themselves why that unctuous little toady Ken Follett, who believed he could buy power by writing large cheques to the Labour Party, has suddenly turned traitor to his crony Tony?