the throne

the throne

n. a toilet; a toilet seat. And there was the cat—right on the throne, just staring at me.
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Before them stretched a broad aisle lined on either side with soldiery, and as I looked there entered this aisle at the far end of the hall, the head of a procession which advanced to the foot of the throne.
At this rate we will soon have your Majesty upon the throne again," said the Tin Woodman, laughing at his easy conquest of the guards.
So together they went to the Throne Room, an immense domed chamber in the center of the palace.
The Scarecrow stood at the left of the throne and the Tin Woodman at the right, while the Wonderful Wizard and the shaggy man stood behind.
Please make yourselves comfortable while I go to the door of the Throne Room and tell Oz you are here.
On four sides of the throne and several feet below it stood three solid ranks of heavily armed soldiery, elbow to elbow.
The fact that I was the son of a slave relegated me to a position of minor importance in the consideration of O-Tar, yet I am still the son of a jeddak and might sit upon the throne of Manator with as perfect congruity as O-Tar himself.
Towards the throne they all strive: it is their madness--as if happiness sat on the throne
Through the crowd there came a little form, a wreath of pure white violets lay among the bright locks that fell so softly round the gentle face, where a deep blush glowed, as, kneeling at the throne, little Violet said:--
In due time a second Prince was born, and the Queen was devoured with rage at the thought that Prince Alphege came between her son and the throne.
If the emperor remained on the throne, Gerard required a different alliance to aid his career; if Louis XVIII.
There were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a plain face, on the throne of England; there were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a fair face, on the throne of France.
Now Giafar had something of importance to say to the Caliph, and had no intention of being put off by mere silence, so with another low bow in front of the throne, he began to speak.
Alexander had been a good king, but at his death the heir to the throne was a little girl, the Maid of Norway.
De Wyvil and Martival, you will best serve the Prince by bringing forward the victor to the throne, and ending an error that has conjured all the blood from his cheeks.