take a shit

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take a crap

vulgar slang To defecate. I wouldn't mind the neighbor's dog getting into my yard if it didn't always take a crap on my lawn!
See also: crap, take

take a dump

vulgar slang To defecate. I wouldn't mind the neighbor's dog getting into my yard if it didn't always take a dump on my lawn!
See also: dump, take

take a shit

vulgar slang To defecate. I wouldn't mind the neighbor's dog getting into my yard if it didn't always take a shit on my lawn!
See also: shit, take

take a crap

verb
See also: crap, take

take a dump

verb
See also: dump, take

take a shit

and take a crap and take a dump and take a squat
tv. to defecate. (It is always taken not given, done, or put. Shit is the most offensive with the others following in descending order of offense.) Hurry up in there! I gotta take a shit. Why didn’t you take a squat before we left home?
See also: shit, take

take a squat

verb
See also: squat, take