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cop a squat

slang To sit down. You guys got a great spot for the fireworks—can I cop a squat here with you?
See also: cop, squat

take a shit

vulgar slang To defecate. I wouldn't mind the neighbor's dog getting into my yard if it didn't always take a shit on my lawn!
See also: shit, take

diddly-squat

Nothing; anything at all (when used in negative statements). I have to admit that I know diddly-squat when it comes to computers. Unless you give me something in writing, that promise isn't worth diddly-squat.

cop a squat

Sl. to sit down. Hey, man! Come in and cop a squat here next tome. Cop a squat and crack a tube.
See also: cop, squat

cop a squat

tv. to sit down. Cop a squat and crack a tube.
See also: cop, squat

diddly-squat

and (doodly-)squat (ˈdɪdliskwɑt and ˈdudliskwɑt)
n. nothing. (Folksy. Originally black or southern.) This contract isn’t worth diddly-squat.

doodly-squat

verb

squat

verb

squat

1. in. to sit (down). Come on in and squat for a while.
2. n. nothing. (see also diddly-squat.) I earn just a little more than squat, but I am very pleased with my life.

take a shit

and take a crap and take a dump and take a squat
tv. to defecate. (It is always taken not given, done, or put. Shit is the most offensive with the others following in descending order of offense.) Hurry up in there! I gotta take a shit. Why didn’t you take a squat before we left home?
See also: shit, take

take a squat

verb
See also: squat, take
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To perform their morning rituals, people mostly of Indian population are mostly using squatting position.
Increase in heart rate following squatting exercises is well documented in athletes.
It activates your inner glutes because you're squatting even lower than if you were just to stand on the floor.
Research on catcher motion is incomplete, and the role of the lower extremities during catcher throwing in a squatting posture is unclear.
We believe it was the combination of the squatting and tight jeans that caused the problem," he said.
The offence will only apply to people who are squatting in residential buildings on or after September 1, 2012.
Not surprisingly when squatting is reported in the media it often cites an example of the homeowner who "goes on holiday, and returns to find his home squatted".
The offence of squatting now carries a maximum sentence of up to six months in jail for persistent offenders, a pounds 5,000 fine or both.
However, amendments to the Legal Aid, Sentencing and Punishment of Offenders Bill, due to be introduced from September this year, will mean that anyone found squatting in any residential property could face up to a pounds 5,000 fine and a six-month prison sentence if they take up residence in another person's property.
With an estimated 100,000 incidents of squatting in the UK, the bill for commercial property owners and managers could reach pounds 650m before taking into account the cost of repair work.
PROPERTY experts are warning owners and managers of commercial property not to be complacent as new squatting laws could lead to a rise in squatters targeting empty commercial buildings.
Almost 30 years later, she tells KIRSTIE McCRUM that making those mistakes has taught her about life - and helped her on her way to becoming a British judo champion IT was in the early '90s while she was squatting in a home that wasn't hers that Lucy Hodges began to rethink her life choices.
THERE are fears that the Government's plans to criminalise squatting will be used to crackdown on gypsies, travellers and long-haired louts with dogs on string.
Squatting is currently treated as a matter for the civil courts, where securing an eviction order can take months and prove extremely costly.
HOW TO DO IT: Begin from a standing position then bend the knees and hips to lower the torso and to a squatting position, then returning to the upright position and repeat.