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spank the monkey

slang Of men, to masturbate. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him spanking the monkey. How horrifying is that?"
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spanked

n. drunk. Those gals are spanked. Who served them all that booze?
See also: spank