spank the monkey

spank the monkey

slang Of male, to masturbate. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him spanking the monkey. How horrifying is that?"
See also: monkey, spank
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Now let us praise the most neglected god of all, the god of the Hand Job, Hand Shandy, Master Spank the Monkey, Madame Frig.
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You may recall that his colourful geometric patterns featured in Baltic and also in a couple of Nexus tunnels during the Spank the Monkey exhibition of street art.
In They Don't Make This Anymore, McGee - who featured in Baltic's controversial graffiti exhibition Spank The Monkey - looks at the melancholy and humour of urban life.
Thursday's opening act, Spank The Monkey includes musicians who were brought up in Cropedy itself.
BOXING LEGEND: Muhammed AN in a 1977 still from The King of South Shields;ACCLAIMED: Barry McGee's Spank the Monkey artwork and, right, a photographic portrait from Last of the Dictionary Men by artist Youssef Nabil;HISTORICAL: Tina Gharavi will present video portraits
It shows and sells work by the likes of Banksy and Faile who featured not so long ago in Baltic's exhibition, Spank the Monkey, over the river in Gateshead.
THIS is an old favourite of ours where you get to Spank the Monkey.
Sir Ian said: "When you think of Spank the Monkey and other exhibitions that have taken place, they have been outstandingly good.
Among these were the Spank the Monkey display by graffiti artists, the sleeping video portrait of David Beckham, along with 27 photos of film stars crying.
TH_NK worked with the Baltic to bring a digital dimension to its campaign for the UK's first international urban art exhibition, Spank the Monkey.
I would like to issue a reply to people who have been writing into the Chronicle about the offensive nature of a Baltic Exhibition entitled Spank The Monkey.
Curator Pedro Alonzo, who is based in California and also curated Spank the Monkey at the end of last year, said the exhibition was designed to reflect the experience of visiting a natural history museum.
RECENTLY you carried a letter asking someone from the Baltic to justify why they had used Spank the Monkey as the title of an exhibition (pictured).
He recently co-curated Spank the Monkey, Baltic's international urban art show.