And although we're in the middle of a belting World Cup and five weeks away from a domestic ball being kicked you just know this season's going to be an absolute snorter
at the top.
Now listen to the laughter (groans don't count) and decide which category it fits: cackler, snorter
, chuckler, sniggerer, howler, suppressed, giggler, or belly buster.
Wright struck first with a snorter
which Will Smith edged behind, but Barker was the biggest threat.
Swansea's defence was dormant - apart from one snorter
of an all-embracing tackle by James Goode on Gareth Bowen - and Newport made use of the open spaces they were gifted.
Vijay hit five boundaries but gloved a snorter
from Tsotsobe to wicketkeeper Mark Boucher which left India reeling at 40 for two.
JO BLOW Strauss is pinned back by a snorter
from Morkel as England fail their Test of character HARPER'S BIZARRE: Things could have been different for Andrew Strauss and his team but for a catalogue of contentious decisions from third umpire Daryl Harper - the latest overturning a seeming catch from AB de Villiers off Graeme Swann
Unlike in Adelaide, however, when he was bowled by spinner Suliemann Benn after attempting a full-blooded pull shot, or in Perth, where he copped a snorter
of a delivery from Kemar Roach, the manner of his dismissal in Melbourne was simply bemusing.
It was a real snorter
from Stephen and when he is playing for us he wants to lead the attack.
First he castled Sourav Ganguly with a snorter
before Sidebottom got in on the act to dismiss night-watchman RP Singh.
Faisal Iqbal got a snorter
, Salman Butt made an error of judgment and obviously so did Imran Farhat," said coach Bob Woolmer.
He accounted for Matthew Wood with his first ball of the day when the opener gloved a lifter to James Pipe, and also struck former England batsman Anthony McGrath a painful blow on his left hand with another snorter
Abhinav Mukund got a snorter
that landed straight in slip's hands before Suresh Raina and Yuvraj Singh were both bullied by short-pitched bowling.
A Sreesanth snorter
to Jacques Kallis started South Africa's slide, before two lbws - one a marginal decision (A.
Ant Botha collected 33 from 47 balls but then nicked a snorter
from Mitchell Claydon.
The batting must have loosened Morkel up no end because he tore in with the ball following the declaration and got rid of Strauss with a snorter
that the England captain did well to get an edge to.