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smeg

slang A shortening of "smegma," a sebaceous secretion around the clitoris and labia or under the foreskin that can accumulate into a thick, foul-smelling, cheese-like substance. I was circumcised, so I didn't even know that smeg was a thing until I was well into my 20s. It's important to wash thoroughly down there. There's nothing worse than realizing you've got a case of the smeg!

smeg

1. n. smegma. Smeg sounds completely disgusting.
2. n. a nasty thing, substance, or person. (Also a term of address.) Get out of here, you smeg.
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Ziad Houdeib, general manager, Better Life, said: "We are thrilled to have Smeg products on our shelves and offer customers multiple choices in home appliances.
Selling everything from dishwashers, to cooktops, to refrigerators, Smeg was founded by Vittorio Bertazzoni of Guastalla, a small town in northern Italy.
Prize: 1x Smeg Victoria cooker in winner's choice of cream TR4110P1 or gloss black TR4110BL1 (subject to availability) RRP PS1,999.
Since October 2006, the SMEG has become part and parcel of the framework programme for innovation and competitiveness (2007-2013).
In a fitting move to celebrate the release of the designer appliance brand, the company teamed up with award-winning photographer, Richard Allenby-Pratt, who showcased his photographic interpretations of the stylish Smeg products in an exclusive exhibition at the Mojo Gallery in Dubai.
In a second coup for Smeg and its media boss, Li Ruigang, October saw its launch of Dragon TV, the only regional station to broadcast nationally.
This consultation concerns the purchase of intellectual services for engineering missions and services for all electrical works, telephone, public lighting, to be carried out on the territory of municipalities energy sector camargue members of the smeg, which apply to the reinforcement, security, extension and concealment operations for the year 2018.
QWE BOUGHT a Smeg oven in late August 2016 from a department store, paying PS699.
Police issued a warning after those who fell ill were feared to have taken highs known as Spice, Killer Smeg and Spongebob.
Among the different brands in the retail kitchen appliances market, SMEG is one of the top names incorporating technology and style into every product.
Add a retro-inspired look to your modern-day kitchen with the Smeg countertop appliances collection available in ice-cream pastel shades you're sure to love.
Other appliances include an Astrocast sink and drainage area with Smeg splash back above, Hisense American-style fridge freezer and a Smeg double oven.
Smeg was stamping around the stage with his flailing arms pulling some of the best facial expressions you will see, and all the band finished mooing like cows.
To bid for the chance to run with Tony's Smeg, email newcastle@milesformen.