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a knee-slapper

A hilarious joke, especially one that evokes loud and prolonged laughter. My uncle told me a real knee-slapper the other day! Do you want to hear it?

thigh-slapper

A hilarious joke, especially one that evokes loud and prolonged laughter. My uncle told me a real thigh-slapper the other day! Do you want to hear it?
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He does a good, if not very taxing, turn as the DJ with the habit of putting his foot in his mouth -- and got a laugh from the audience when he insulted all the ugly, fat slappers in the crowd before realising his microphone was turned on.
It goes like this: It's OK to do it with an ordinary slapper because they keep their mouths shut.
F-Secure has now infiltrated the Slapper peer-to-peer attack network, posing as an infected web server.
So it doesn't make you a slapper but it most certainly makes you a victim.
SHE'S barely been out of Hell's Kitchen for three weeks yet already Abi Titmuss has re-established herself as a 24-carat slapper.
A very big segment of those machines has not yet been patched to close this hole, and are thus prone for infection by the Slapper worm.
But then the big spanner goes and gets under the bonnet of slapper sister-in-law Belinda.
Or when Samantha did her sad old slapper routine for the millionth time.
Slapper is very similar to the Scalper Apache worm, which was found in June 2002.
Tenders are invited for Providing White Washing And Distempering In E-Type And Sl-Type Qtrs In Bbmb Colony At Slapper.
In a year when one finalist was booted out for bullying (happy slapper Emily), how appropriate if the winner is a girl whose schooldays were a made a misery by bullies.
A mobile phone video shows the happy slapper running up to a man in the street and hitting him hard in the face.
Tenders are invited for Patching Or Repair Of Indispensable Potholes On Bbmb Road Leading From Oxygen Gas Plant To Main Gate Of Slapper Colony.
But seriously, how could the old bat imagine a handsome lad like Joe could fancy an old slapper like Julie - oops I mean Bet?