The over-40s prefer nookie, bonk, and - wait for it - rumpy pumpy
I'm really excited because there might be dancing; well, there will definitely be dancing because I'll be drunk (the closest I get to a club these days is sweating in circuits to fast pumpy
was designed by the former actor who has now set up the Saddleworth Cheese Company.
THEY DESCRIBE their sound as one with 'very pumpy
drums, crunchy guitar tones and melodic vocals'.
They are fighting back with 90 minutes of advance grumping and there are handy hints on getting through the hard times the grumpy way including grumping through the ages, celebrity culling, why women can't help being mad and the Safe Grumpy Rumpy Pumpy
Instead, there was rumpy mixed with plenty of pumpy
ACCORDING to gossip, amateur jumps jockey Richard Burton celebrated his 30th birthday by having rumpy pumpy
in the back seat of his car with his girlfriend.
His new owners were stunned when the bawdy bird told friends "F*** Off, You're a b***er", "Roll over and show us your a***" and "Rumpy pumpy pumpy
Mr Steinberg said: "The door opened and someone said 'welcome to the Rumpy Pumpy
So if you tune into this documentary expecting to see lots of 'amusing' rumpy pumpy
, then you're going to be very disappointed indeed .
Nerve-jangling drama, forensic attention to detail, the best assassin in the world (he'd make mincemeat of Jason Bourne), rumpy pumpy
, and a fickle twist of French fate.
If the answer to all three is Yes, then the bloke will have to say: "Before we go any further, do you mind signing this form confirming that you quite fancy me, you are of sound mind and body and that if we' have rumpy pumpy
you' were up for it?
This week, resident musical mastermind, promoter and cross-dresser Greg Adamson plays his usual assortment of pumpy
, funky, smiley stuff, joined by special guest Stuart Hirst.
We will be addressed at all times as `Your Serene Celestialness and Rajah Of Rumpy Pumpy
15pm Aman vows to give up rumpy pumpy
for Lent after a hellish breakup.