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beat the dummy

and beat the meat and beat one’s meat and beat the pup and choke the chicken and pound one’s meat and pull one’s pud and pull one’s wire and whip one’s wire and whip the dummy and yank one’s strap
tv. to masturbate. (Usually objectionable.) Are you going to sit around all day pulling your pud? We heard him in there “choking the chicken,” as the street crowd says.
See also: beat, dummy

pull one’s pud

See also: pud, pull


n. the penis. Stop scratching your pud in public!
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A typical anionic polyurethane dispersion, identified as PUD 1, was prepared by prepolymer mixing method (13) in two steps: synthesis of NCO-terminated prepolymers and preparation of dispersions by introducing anionic centers to aid dispersions (Fig.
The PUD zoning requirement is legally binding, Wetzel said.
He added that the PUD has not determined how much they will charge at the stations.
Preliminary testing of coatings prepared with the PUD shows very promising results, including high hardness and good clarity.
Stewart focused on advancements in the one-component (1K) ambient-cure PUD and 1K thermally cured PUD areas.
ICE IS NICE: And for a lighter alternative to Christmas pud, why not try the Christmas pudding ice-cream on sale at Archer's ice-cream parlour, on Acorn Road in Jesmond.
A record 16 million puds worth pounds 40million are expected to be bought this year, but Matthew Walker, the country's biggest producer, fears stores have not ordered enough.
20-24), (28-30) In the case of PUD synthesis, a number of parameters can be varied, such as the composition of diisocyanates and polyols used, stirring rate, heating and cooling, prepolymer molecular weight, neutralizing amines, chain extenders used, and other reaction and process conditions.
I thowt it were only reet that as the Scots 'ave theer Burns' Address To A Haggis that we in Yarkshire owt to 'ave our own Address to a Pud.
A dumpy pud, it was firm but too chewy around the edges.
Founding partner Peter Bagley said: "Our famous Christmas Pud is very special.
Johnson went on to explain that while proponents of the proposition have suggested take-over plans that target only a few select neighborhoods in order to keep the initial acquisition costs low, Proposition 1 would give the PUD full authority to act anywhere in the county, without restrictions or any additional public votes for 10 years.
Water based PUD was the leading product segment and accounted for 53.
I don't want to miss out on all the fun," Wardell said at the June 1 Chelan County PUD Commission meeting.