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Does a bear poop in the woods?

rude A rhetorical question meaning the answer to the previous question is emphatically and obviously "yes." Would I like a free trip to Paris? Does a bear poop in the woods?
See also: bear, does, poop

Do bears poop in the woods?

rude A rhetorical question meaning the answer to the previous question is emphatically and obviously "yes." Would I like a free trip to Paris? Do bears poop in the woods?
See also: bear, poop

poop (one's) pants

1. Literally, to defecate while still wearing one's pants. I need you to pull over the car right now, or else I'm going to poop my pants!
2. By extension, to be very surprised. When I saw that the magazine had published my letter to the editor, I totally pooped my pants!
See also: pant, poop

poop out

1. To quit or give up something due to exhaustion or fatigue. I thought I would be able to make it to the end of the race, but I pooped out after the fifth mile. You can't keep working the team like this, or they'll poop out and the project will never get finished at all.
2. To cause someone become exhausted or fatigued. In this usage, a noun or pronoun can be used between "poop" and "out." Running around with my grandson all afternoon really pooped me out! I think the change in elevation during the hike pooped out my father-in-law quicker than he was expecting.
See also: out, poop

pooped out

Very exhausted or fatigued, especially from physical exertion. I was really pooped out after running around with my grandson all afternoon! Don't hike too far or you'll be too pooped to hike all the way back.
See also: out, poop

poop chute

rude slang One's anal canal, including the rectum. That food was so spicy that my whole poop chute was on fire when I went to the bathroom the next morning! They're going to stick a camera up my poop chute to see if there's anything wrong with my intestines.
See also: chute, poop

poop sheet

A compilation of details, instructions, facts, or other such information gathered together in a single resource. The conference is circulating a poop sheet with details about all of the speakers as well as the times and places at which attendees might see them. Police have released a poop sheet with information about the suspects.
See also: poop, sheet

pooped

Very exhausted or fatigued, especially from physical exertion. I was really pooped after running around with my grandson all afternoon! Don't hike too far or you'll be too pooped to hike all the way back.
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poophead

juvenile slang An unpleasant, unintelligent, irritating, or mean person. My brother is such a poophead—why can't he just leave me and my friends alone? OK, which of you poopheads stole my candy bar?

poop out

Inf. to quit; to wear out and stop. He pooped out after about an hour of hard work. I think I'm going to poop out pretty soon.
See also: out, poop

poop someone or something out

Inf. to cause someone to become exhausted or give out. All that exercise really pooped everyone out. A full day of play at the beach had pooped the dog out. The activity pooped out the dog.
See also: out, poop

pooped (out)

 
1. Inf. [of a person or an animal] exhausted; worn out. I'm really pooped out. The horse looked sort of pooped in the final stretch.
2. Inf. intoxicated. How much of that stuff does it take to get pooped? He's been drinking all night and is totally pooped out.
See also: poop

poop out

1. Tire out, exhaust, as in I ran about ten miles, but then I was too pooped out to go on.
2. Quit, decide not to participate, especially at the last minute. For example, We had about twenty signed up for the seminar, but then half of them pooped out. [Slang; late 1800s]
See also: out, poop

poop out

v. Slang
1. To make someone exhausted; tire someone out: That long walk uphill really pooped me out.
2. To quit something because of exhaustion: Too tired to continue, he pooped out of the race.
3. To decide not to participate, especially at the last moment: She was going to help me, but she pooped out and didn't come.
See also: out, poop

poop

1. n. information; the detailed knowledge of something. What’s the poop on the broken glass in the hall?
2. n. fecal matter. (see also poo.) There’s poop on the sidewalk.
3. in. to defecate. Your dog pooped on my lawn!

poop chute

n. the rectum and anus. The doctor actually stuck his finger up my poop chute.
See also: chute, poop

poop out

in. to quit; to wear out and stop. (see also pooped (out).) He pooped out after about an hour.
See also: out, poop

poop sheet

n. a sheet containing information. Where is the poop sheet on today’s meeting?
See also: poop, sheet

pooped (out)

1. mod. exhausted; worn-out. (Said of a person or an animal.) The horse looked sort of pooped in the final stretch.
2. mod. alcohol intoxicated. He’s been drinking all night and is totally pooped out.
See also: out, poop

pooped

verb
See also: poop

poophead

n. a person who acts very stupidly. (Also a term of address.) Look here, poophead, you’re making a fool of yourself.
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