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piss (oneself)

1. (rude) Literally, to urinate while wearing one's clothing. I had to go to the bathroom so bad that I I'd nearly pissed myself by the time I made it home.
2. To laugh hysterically or uncontrollably. Raj's new boyfriend is hilarious. We were pissing ourselves through the whole lunch! I was pissing myself laughing at that comedy gig last night.
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piss

1. in. to urinate. (Colloquial. Usually objectionable. Some expressions, such as pissed off, are common colloquial with wide but not universal use or acceptance. Other expressions with piss are more restricted in some circles. See the complete list of all entries with piss in the Index of Hidden Key Words.) Who pissed on the floor of the john?
2. n. urine. (Usually objectionable.) You got piss on your pants leg.
3. n. bad beer; bad liquor; any bad-tasting or poor-quality liquid. (Usually objectionable.) How about another can of that piss you serve here?
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mentioned by the Audit Bureau report on the PISS investments which amounted to
When living life with Piss & Vinegar," concluded Sutherland, "it doesn't matter who you love, only that you love with everything you've got.
CONTACT: Jeff Dorta, for Piss & Vinegar, +1-212-445-0099, jeff.
There are extensive data in the literature on the prevalence of the two most common deficiency alleles, indicated by Pi phenotypes PiS and PiZ, in countries all over Europe (Blanco et al.
In addition, these new data indicate that there are marked racial and ethnic differences in the gene frequencies and prevalence of the PiS and PiZ alleles worldwide (de Serres 2002).
In addition, based on the new data on the deficiency allele frequencies and prevalence for PiS and PiZ worldwide (de Serres 2002), we can conclude that AAT deficiency is a not a rare disease but is a disease that has been rarely diagnosed.
The two most common variant or deficiency alleles are PiS and PiZ (Brantly 1996).
This technique provides a reliable detection of individuals carrying either the PiS or PiZ variant alleles.
YOU COULD ALSO TUCK your junk between your legs and bend over and try to piss while facing away from the urinal.
Carroll in his "Never Piss Off A Poet" calls to the mind of the reader quickly the many oral references and clever uses of colloquial language.
A recent Cabinet resolution stipulated formation of an impartial panel, grouping experts from the CBK, the PISS and the Ministry of Finance to ponder contents of the Audit Bureau report regarding the PISS for 2012-2013.
Sheikh Salem said he had advised the PISS to enforce a package of key supervisory rules, particularly related to governance, implementation of hazards' system, mechanisms to enhance internal supervision, urging it to hastily press ahead with such necessary reforms.
My brother (Josh) is a real piss taker and I thought he was taking the piss.