I will strive to set a better example for my son, but I think his mother will have to choose between a son who picks his nose
in the car and a tissue snowstorm in her back seat.
It's the story of a boy who picks his nose
until one day, his hand, then his arm, then his whole body gets sucked up his nose and he becomes a sticky ball of snot.
And she cringes as he strips to his Y-fronts, picks his nose
- and eats the bogeys.
He also deals drugs, picks his nose
, uses the bathroom on-camera and generally behaves abominably toward all and sundry, even the one woman on campus, Shannyn Sossamon's virginal Lauren, whose love he imagines could save him from his own consuming nastiness.
As Rule 5b states: "Any player that picks his nose
and looks at an official in a funny way will receive a mandatory caution".