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pee in (someone's) Cheerios

rude slang To really upset, irritate, or disappoint someone. Sorry to pee in your Cheerios, but you won't get any credits for the class unless you attend every single lecture. A: "Watch out, the boss is in a foul mood today." B: "Wow, I wonder who peed in his Cheerios?"
See also: Cheerio, pee

pee in (someone's) Corn Flakes

rude slang To really upset, irritate, or disappoint someone. Sorry to pee in your Corn Flakes, but you won't get any credits for the class unless you attend every single lecture. A: "Watch out, the boss is in a foul mood today." B: "Wow, I wonder who peed in his Corn Flakes?"
See also: corn, Flake, pee

pee like a racehorse

rude slang To excrete an excessive amount of urine; to urinate for a long time. This is why I don't drink lots of beer: only a couple of pints and I'm already peeing like a racehorse. Can we pull over soon? I need to pee like a racehorse!
See also: like, pee, racehorse

pee (one's) pants

1. Literally, to urinate while still wearing one's clothing. I need you to pull over the car right now, or else I'm going to pee my pants!
2. To laugh in a hysterical or uncontrollable manner (i.e., to the point where one might actually urinate in one's pants). Wow, that standup comedy was great! She had the audience peeing their pants!
3. To be absolutely petrified with terror; to be scared out of one's wits. I was peeing my pants when that huge burly guy started threatening me and my girlfriend.
See also: pant, pee

peed off

Angry. A euphemism for "pissed off." I don't really want to talk about it in front of the kids, but I got a speeding ticket today, and I'm so peed off!
See also: off, pee

peed off

annoyed or irritated. informal
Pee represents the initial letter of piss , and the phrase is used euphemistically as a slightly less vulgar expression than pissed off.
See also: off, pee

pee’d

mod. alcohol intoxicated. (Euphemistic for pissed.) His old lady gets pee’d after a few beers.

pee’d off

mod. extremely angry. (Euphemistic for pissed (off).) I’ve never been so pee’d off in my life!
See also: off

go pee-pee

To urinate.
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However, an offseason chat between Pees and Belichick led to the idea that perhaps Wilson, whose play has tailed off the last two seasons, might best be served by focusing on one job.
I thought maybe by moving him around a little bit last year, maybe we kind of diluted him and he wasn't as good a safety," Pees said.
Pees wouldn't rule out using Wilson at corner in an emergency, but likes what he has there for now.
but the latest toy craze set to sweep Britain is a pair of characters called Pee and Poo.
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Emma, whose father is from Manchester but who was brought up in Sweden, said: "It started as an exam project and now my whole life is about Pee and Poo.