Imports Inc has the resources and market knowledge to bring the Old Fart
brand to a bigger audience.
Or rather, it could have come from a gallant gentleman who sometimes, scandously, gets bracketed with those old farts
Make the most of your wonderful youth, lads, because you'll be an old fart
propping up the bar before you know it.
As one who hasn't mastered the art of texting yet, and who breaks out in a cold sweat when the batteries in my computer mouse need changing, I am now officially an Out of Touch Old Fart
WEDNESDAY'S Telegraph carried the following small ad lifted from The Oldie magazine: "Good looking, happy old bat, 58, seeks ditto old fart
up to 63.
But it went ahead after a 30-minute delay and as arguments in favour of the sale unfolded, even the staunchest old fart
began to see sense in an alliance with the wind of change.
That would be more appropriate than handing the torch to an old fart
like me, or to send an old timer on an ego trip.
And people around here saw I wasn't some old fart
who couldn't handle the job anymore.
That all changed when you exposed me as an egotistical self-loving, touchy old fart
But that doesn't mean to say you have to be an old fart
sitting in the pub talking about what happened in the 1960s.
If you think I'm a silly old fart
, listen to Mrs Clare Brixey, whose 20-year-old son died in a car that crashed at 80mph in a 40mph zone.
TOM WATSON kept his dream of emulating his win at Turnberry 32 years ago and joked: "The old fart
WE'RE not saying Justin Timberlake's a boring old fart
, but we were there the other night when he was upstaged by - wait for it - Boris Johnson.
Speaking as the Sex Pistols prepare for a one-off gig for the 30th anniversary of album Never Mind the Bollocks - Lydon said of Doherty: "Banging about your drug habits is a bit old fart
I've been impressed by the English style and the way they play" allows him to steal from Pele the title of Saddest Patronising Old Fart
Out To Bolster Legendary Status In Football's Most Lucrative Commercial Market.