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buff the muffin

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term usually applied to women. A: "Why is she all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, her crush walked in on her buffing the muffin. How horrifying is that?"
See also: buff, muffin

muffin top

Excess stomach fat that is visible over the waistband of one's pants or skirt, so named because it resembles the top of a muffin coming out of the cup it was baked in. I've started going to the gym because I'm sick of being the only one on the beach with a muffin top at our family vacations.
See also: muffin, top

cut the cheese

 and cut the mustard
Sl. to release intestinal gas. (Crude. Use caution with the topic.) Who cut the cheese? People who cut the mustard in the car have to get out and walk.
See also: cheese, cut

a stud-muffin

  (American informal)
a sexually attractive and sexually active young man She met her latest stud-muffin in the gym.

cut the cheese

and cut the mustard and cut a muffin
tv. to release intestinal gas. (Usually objectionable.) People who cut the mustard in the car have to get out and walk! Somebody cut a muffin!
See also: cheese, cut

cut a muffin

verb
See also: cut, muffin

meadow muffin

n. a mass of cow dung. Jill stepped in a meadow muffin while she was bird-watching.
See also: meadow, muffin

stud-muffin

n. a really good-looking guy; a stud. Who’s the stud-muffin with Sally?

cut the cheese

Vulgar Slang
To expel intestinal gas.
See also: cheese, cut
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The toothpick should come out clean when poked into a muffin.
4 Bake for about 25 minutes, until the muffins have risen well and are golden.
A great muffin has great texture, and we loved that Oasis Cafe's sugar-sprinkled muffin top added just the right amount of crunch to the muffin's tender, blueberry-filled innards.
Grease a 12-cup muffin tin or line the cups with paper muffin cases.
Fill the muffin cases with the batter - this is easier if you use a jug - and bake in the preheated oven until firm but springy to the touch.
If the muffin has a lopsided or misshapen peak, the oven temperature could be too high.
Red, Yellow and Orange tulip muffin cases are now available with Black imminent and Pink following later in the summer.
They measured the texture, composition, appearance and color of the muffins, and also undertook descriptive sensory analysis to compare muffin flavor and texture.
On the retail side, the Muffin Mill operates a deli that serves breakfast and lunch and that delivers box lunches to businesses, accounting for about 46 percent of the business.
Spoon enough of the mixture into the muffin cases until each one is half full.
LOTS of berries in these squidgy muffins that were not too rich to enjoy.
Our regular muffins are two servings, but I don't know anyone who only eats half of the muffin,'' Murray said.
I never could get Muffin interested in dolls, se this is a new experience for me
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MUFFIN the Mule is returning to our screens after 50 years - as a cartoon.