I hear all the time about lanyards getting lost or stolen, though it's tough to imagine what kind of mouth-breather
could gain satisfaction from wearing bands off birds he didn't kill.
Deprived of masculine role models, except for a mouth-breather
named Todd, a twenty-something neighborhood thug, Beavis and Butthead were hopeless figures: futureless metalhead high schoolers, divested of any sense of their own histories, ignorant to the core.
No offence pal, but you look like the type of regularly befuddled mouth-breather
for whom button flies on a pair of jeans would normally represent the very zenith of your capabilities.
If your girl is a mouth-breather
, her mouth is likely to be dry, causing a build-up of bacteria that produces smelly sulphide gas.
Except lately, I have heard numerous road guys discussing the Domino's Pizza hooha in which an employee in Conover, NC, shot a video of another employee making a salami sandwich, farting on it and adding some cheese he had pulled out of his nose --which was posted on YouTube and promptly viewed by millions of slackers and mouth-breathers
and apparently had such an effect on Domino's business that its president, Patrick Doyle, made his own YouTube appearance defending the brand.
This one is for the mouth-breathers
and kids in the back row.
Which explains why ``Hidden Hills,'' ``Fastlane'' and the overrated ``Life With Bonnie'' remain on the air, but underscores why quality programs should earn a place on network schedules - they actually have a chance to build by word-of-mouth rather than languish, like these shows, on the strength of a handful of mouth-breathers
who can't manage enough oomph to change the channel.
If nothing else, removing these mouth-breathers
from the general population would greatly improve the quality of the gene pool - Crawford, Bearsden