Seriously, DO NOT READ THIS until you've seen the movie, or you'll be a monkey's uncle
John Henry and the other bigwigs from Fenway Sports do not give a monkey's uncle
about Liverpool Football Club for itself alone, they are interested in it only for the profits it can generate to add to their wealth.
Whether it will return them to rock's top table is arguable but if these songs don't close at least one festival this summer then I'm a Stone Age monkey's uncle
If that's false imprisonment and worthy of a one-year jail sentence I'm a monkey's uncle
If that wasn't the most compelling piece of sports TV you'll see all year, then I'm a monkey's uncle
If the moon is made of green cheese (or some equally preposterous statement, P), then I'm a monkey's uncle
Also new to amateurs is the musical Just So, based on five of Rudyard Kipling's stories, and Monkey's Uncle
, by David Lewis, described as a side-splitting farce for the 21st Century - again, from Weinberger.
SOUTH Wales' latest reality star may be nicknamed ``chimp'', but this monkey's uncle
- Mickey Farrell - is very proud of her.
Baroness Thatcher: If thatlady is not on HRT (1990), I'm a monkey's uncle
BARONESS THATCHER: "If that lady is not on HRT, I'm a monkey's uncle
John McNeil, Clydebank, said: "I know a lot of Celtic fans won't want to hear this but the way Rangers are playing, if they don't win the league then I am a monkey's uncle
And if further office visits alter that diagnosis, well, I'll be a monkey's uncle
If that's giving power back to the voter, I'm a monkey's uncle
If they don't make the play-offs, then I'm a monkey's uncle
Tuesday saw the publication of the weights for the 2003 Martell Cognac Grand National, and if this isn't a cue for the biggest annual collection of whinges known to mankind, then I'm a monkey's uncle
- and, unlike Michael Jackson, I've never had any kind of close relations with a chimpanzee.