metric shitload

a metric shitload

rude slang A staggeringly huge amount (of something). I'm sorry, I can't come on the trip this weekend. I've got a metric shitload of work to catch up on. You're going to be in a metric shitload of trouble if you get caught. Of course he sold out—the studio dumped a metric shitload of money at his feet.
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metric shitload

n. a whole lot (of something). (Usually objectionable.) He is one metric shitload of trouble.
See also: metric, shitload