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meat puppet

1. Some useless, irrelevant, or inconsequential person. Who the hell do you think you are to criticize me? You've never done anything meaningful in you're life—you're just a damn meat puppet! I hate commuting on the train to work with all the other meat puppets in this city.
2. vulgar slang A penis. My last roommate used to walk around in the nude, with his meat puppet hanging out and everything!
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meat puppet

1. n. the penis. Stop scratching your meat puppet!
2. n. a TV announcer; a talking head on television. These documentaries are just one meat puppet after another.
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The elder Anderson died shortly after that, but his son went on to a dazzling musical career that has included everything from playing country guitar in honky tonk bars -followed by years with country star Dwight Yoakam - to producing records for bands as varied as the Meat Puppets and Michele Shocked.
After more than a decade on the Eugene scene in bands like Billy Jack, Activator, the Naysayers and White Hot Odyssey, Cole wanted a tight, aggressive three-piece, playing minimal, in-your-face arrangements inspired by the bands he grew up with: X, the Wipers, Dead Moon, the Meat Puppets and Mission of Burma.
They worry that we are marionettes or meat puppets on the ends of strings and that we're doomed to create a world of oppression and inequality.
You almost have to pity the Meat Puppets - although it might've been obvious, with a name like that, they were never going to end up on the bedroom walls of teen-age America.
Almost every tune the band did this night sounded ancient, but none more so than this Meat Puppets number.
As chief songwriter and vocalist of the punk band the Meat Puppets, Curt Kirkwood crafted music that the All Music Guide has described as `country-fried hardcore.
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The reason lies in genetic essentialism: the reductionist view of human beings as nothing more than meat puppets dangling from the strands of our DNA.
Black Flag, formed in 1977, forged the template for that angry, mordantly ironic sound and do-it-yourself aesthetic, first with its own albums, then through its SST Records label, which popularized bands such as Minutemen, Husker Du and Meat Puppets.