meadow muffin


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meadow muffin

n. a mass of cow dung. Jill stepped in a meadow muffin while she was bird-watching.
See also: meadow, muffin
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Tongue In Cheek manure gifts, priced from $10 for a single brown rose to $100 for bushelsful of meadow muffins, are sent anonymously.
I wanted to know if meadow muffins made a smokeless fire," Allen said, chuckling as she told the story Sunday.
They quickly expanded their nose-wrinkling repertoire to include garlic and onion burps, moldy cheese, porta-potties, technicolor yawns, meadow muffins, toe jam, and ear wax.
Road apples and meadow muffins would certainly be an improvement over the subject matter described in Jacoby's column.
Naturally shaped Nag's nuggets and meadow muffins from a veterinarian-certified team of Sunshine State horses and cows are made into long-stemmed roses, sandwiches, birthday cakes and other wacky fare.
Nag's nuggets and meadow muffins from a veterinarian-certified team of Sunshine State cows and horses are shaped into long-stemmed roses, corsages, sandwiches, bakery goods and other more traditional fare.