lard ass

lardass

offensive slang An obese person, often one considered to be lazy. They hired some lardass to be a security guard—I don't know how he'll be able to stop a thief from running away. I turned into a bit of a lardass after the accident, as all I could do with two broken legs was stay inside and play video games all day.

lard ass

1. n. someone with very fat buttocks. (see also crisco.) Here comes that lard ass again.
2. n. very large buttocks. (Rude and derogatory.) I’m gonna have to do something about this lard ass of mine.
See also: ass, lard
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After that lard ass, there had better be a run round the block before Cash in the Attic.
Considering they'd just been in an horrific plane crash, the cast looked remarkably fresh faced and beautiful (apart from the hairy lard ass who looked like a cross between Michelle McManus and Jack Osborne) and certainly didn't resemble the repulsive weirdos I normally get sat next to on a flight.
Then again, one of them was a lard ass who must have been about 25 stones and the poor bloke almost expired in full view of 30,504 mocking fans as he bobbled across the pitch in vain pursuit.
I got to the point where I reckoned: better a thin(ish) meat eater than a veggie lard ass, if you know what I mean.
We got revenge even better than that fat kid Lard Ass from Stand By Me.
If I had recounted with 'hey, lard ass, your back's so big they could use you down the UCI as an extra screen' I would have been lynched.