Not that Thomas needs to come of age, being already in his 20s -- but he's "an innocent, a child," says Johanna tenderly; jug-eared
, bespectacled, a boy without mystery.
It started with the most head-in-the-sand type of escapism as I watched the entire run of "Doc Martin," a BBC comedy series featuring the jug-eared
Martin Clunes as a grumpy doctor working in the fictional fishing village of Portwenn (actually Port Isc in Cornwall).
At first Reece, a jug-eared
skinhead, denied any involvement but he ended up being locked up for seven-and-a-half years after being snared - by a packet of Jaffa Cakes.
SELDOM do I feel any great concern for the Queen or the various jug-eared
, vacant-eyed misfits who make up her benefit-scrounging family and who, were they not privileged, would surely be prime candidates to appear on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
Seriously, though, never thought I'd have a kind word to say for the jug-eared
crisps salesman, but one of his old tweets was an absolute classic.
On the eve of the US prez election, Andrew Marr looks at another jug-eared
guy, and talks to White House staff and those who've worked with him.
THE STORY: Helprin's novel is a comic allegory of Freddy, the overeducated, awkward, jug-eared
Prince of Wales, and his frivolous, vapid wife Fredericka.
I don't suppose the jug-eared
star of Men Behaving Badly is as fussy about protocol as the reigning monarch.
In one, she wears her trademark grin while beside a jug-eared
, wrinkly creature with dodgy teeth.
With the rain pouring down and Chelsea needing just one successful kick for the jug-eared
trophy, the Blues captain fell flat on his backside and saw his shot hit the post.
It's not giving too much away to report that Budge, the jug-eared
son of a California truck driver, ended up with a dramatic five-set victory.
Lampooned for his flashy tastes, the puppet Sarkozy is the "bling-bling" president, a jug-eared
, diminutive figure who jabbers on about the price of his Rolex watch and the beauty of his husky-voiced first lady, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy.
Don't worry, the BBC host hasn't donned Lycra and cape to fly through the air like a jug-eared
A lean, jug-eared
forever-young son in Marine dress blues smiled from the photo, but at the counter, his mother wept.