Reggie, I didn't get where I am today by everything smelling of a Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap
I had a phrase for anyone who looked uncomfortable, 'Oh, he's got his diamante jockstrap
on inside out'.
In her show at Mother, Martha demonstrates this in an excerpt from Phaedra when she contracts her pelvis to beckon Playgirl centerfold Reid Hutchins, who sports only a jockstrap
with a '50s hood ornament protruding in front.
It smells like an anchovy's jockstrap
in here," she sniffs tonight.
It makes you wonder why sponsors and hard-working fans pour cash into the pockets of some of these shabby bribe-takers and rule-breakers who have all the charisma of a rancid jockstrap
Well that's what it says on the cover, but I found most of them as hot as an ice-hockey player's jockstrap
In March he was spotted flashing his jockstrap
, pinching girls' bums and cavorting with former TV hostess Rachel Tatton-Brown.
He never allowed himself to be seen naked; every morning he bound his breasts with Ace bandages and pulled on a jockstrap
with some kind of a "gadget" inside.
Thurman is tolerable, Firth stretches himself to play yet another stuffed shirt while Morgan irritates like an jockstrap
made from asbestos.
And that 's how it was that, weeks later, sex-bomb Sharon - who left the world speechless with her no-knickers performance in Basic Instinct - stood gobsmacked as Barry went the Full Monty and threw his jockstrap
Bull's Head had turned into the Jockstrap
and G-String, or something like that.
This constant lecturing on food and drink has become as tired and worn out as Michael Winner's jockstrap
He revealed: "I wore a sock over my willy and a flesh-coloured jockstrap
taped at the front.
GARETH GATES shocked viewers when he flashed his jockstrap
on TV yesterday.
Thursday's first episode simply steamed with suppressed passion, with the former Soldier Soldier star oozing male macho like a mud-stained jockstrap
and, as the alluring older woman, Francesca looked just fran-tastic.