horizontal dance

horizontal dance

The act of sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of doing the horizontal dance with someone.
See also: dance, horizontal
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His horizontal dance of delight marked the greatest moment in the long rugby career of the 31-year-old 6ft 4in Newbridge forward, who twice in the last four years banished himself from the game.
Maybe it's simply exhausted, since Peter keeps a mistress, Masha (Tara Fitzgerald with an accent from nowhere on the planet), and he's also been doing the horizontal dance with his secretary, Charlie (Dani Behr).
Users will just have to place the phone on the bed or in a pocket before intercourse and, at the end of the horizontal dance, the phone will give a rating out of 10 based on three criteria-duration, orgasm and activity.
She explained that due to these errors a more holistic approach was needed to understand the message contained in horizontal dances.
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