Given half the chance, the Tories would love to send the jobless back up chimneys for no pay, so sliding down one as Santa is a small step forward.

com and is on the board, indicated, David is an outstanding chairman with a pedigree any plc would grab

given half the chance we are truly delighted to have him on board as our chair.

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given half the chance.

Given half the chance, sister merrily stabs sister in the back.

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given half the chance, celebrity chef and former Warwickshire schoolboy Gordon Ramsay is having none of it.

Given half the chance, the rain will come in here too, just to get a wee heat.

He set sail on a boat to France Frightened to give a backward glance Would have swam home

given half the chance.

That was in stark contrast to the feelings of Giggs and Neville by the way, both of whom talked as though they would play on at Old Trafford until their fifties

given half the chance by Fergie.

So, no wonder we parents would all prefer to go abroad for our holidays

given half the chance.

He's still got two cracking feet and

given half the chance, he'll hit the target.

defence, rather than the first one that sprang to my mind: "C'mon love,

given half the chance who wouldn't?

The reception might be deafening as they amble around the stage dedicating songs to "all the sexy ladies in the house", but you get the feeling most of those girls would eat Blazin' Squad for breakfast

given half the chance.

Given half the chance many of them would have drunk Alcaway.

Given half the chance, most people would like to have their cake and eat it, too.

We're sure lots of men would dance to Georgie's tune -

given half the chance.