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farts

n. fine arts. (Dysphemism.) Ted is studying over in the farts department.
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Comm's letter to Clooney states "Your fart would be offered to iFart users for.
This book would be suitable for younger readers aged 4 and up who appreciate a good fart joke.
With its quirky title, whimsical content and beautiful watercolour illustrations, Bubble Homes and Fish Farts is the perfect read for young animal lovers of all ages.
A WOMAN caused a stink over rally driver Norman Walker's large pink FART.
I like the game where you fire balls up the nostrils, and I like the fart machine.
Coventry would have downgraded itself to a second-rate version of Old Coventrians, a drinking club with the old farts lording it at the bar.
Nick's buns, this unique gift is sure to crack up any sleep-deprived toilet-humor, enthusiast as it farts loudly and explains, "Smells like Christmas
CHICAGO, May 22, 2014 /PRNewswire/ -- LEAF Brands, LLC, the candy and snack manufacturer which garnished worldwide press last week after announcing the reintroduction of Hydrox(TM) sandwich cookie, won The Most Innovative Product Award at the National Sweets and Snacks Show in Chicago yesterday with their product Farts Candy.
The best refs are the ones that go unnoticed - rather like farts.
Everybody says Dave is disgusting because he farts a lot and likes to examine nose pickings.
And third, because after farting up a storm, he mournfully told the camera: "Everyone will think it's me now when someone farts, even when it wasn't me.
The average person, male or female, farts 20 times a day.
Paez's farts in the Van are so bad, the Team sleeps in the Street and they Still SK8 18 hours A day
While not edge-of-your-seat thrilling, this may be popular with dinosaur farts and those who enjoyed the first novel.
Artificial Intelligence) so dem' hunters won't be so stupid, and a 3D graphics engine that produces environments so real the farts will fly off your screen ($19.