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farts

n. fine arts. (Dysphemism.) Ted is studying over in the farts department.
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Being an experienced rider I think most of the Old Farts had no idea what they achieved.
This book would be suitable for younger readers aged 4 and up who appreciate a good fart joke.
With its quirky title, whimsical content and beautiful watercolour illustrations, Bubble Homes and Fish Farts is the perfect read for young animal lovers of all ages.
Norman said: ``There are about 20 FARTs on the go at any one time in the area.
5" and it would at least be readable and understandable to intolerant old farts like me.
A WARTS and all exhibition on the human body, showing the science of snot, burps and farts, opened to the public yesterday.
In the July 11 comic, Lola says: "Grandchildren are like farts.
This was the battle between the old farts and the new wind of change and it ended in an overwhelming show of hands for the breath of fresh air awaiting them at a state-ohe-art stadium of the near future.
Contemporary art's major discovery of the potential of ironically appropriating sexuality is indeed a far more sophisticated form of esthetic consciousness than simply walking about in funny suits and mouthing self-denigrating lines like "|we are~ old boring farts.
Nick's buns, this unique gift is sure to crack up any sleep-deprived toilet-humor, enthusiast as it farts loudly and explains, "Smells like Christmas
Other research suggests that these brain farts are more closely related to psycholinguistics than concentration, and are a result of a lapse in the memory retrieval process, (http://mashable.
The Old Farts Cycling Club, launched by four former rugby players from the clubs, are pedalling 115 miles from Cardiff to Tenby next month and have already raised more than PS3,000 of their PS9,000 target.
The best refs are the ones that go unnoticed - rather like farts.
Everybody says Dave is disgusting because he farts a lot and likes to examine nose pickings.
And third, because after farting up a storm, he mournfully told the camera: "Everyone will think it's me now when someone farts, even when it wasn't me.