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family jewels

slang Male genitalia, especially the testicles. An allusion to the testes' role in producing offspring and thus maintaining the family line. When she heard he had an affair, she kicked him right in the family jewels.
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the (or your) family jewels

a man's genitals. informal
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family jewels

n. the testicles. (Jocular and euphemistic. They are necessary to produce a family.) Hey, careful of the family jewels!
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GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS gives viewers an up close and personal look at the anything, but ordinary family life of this not-so-nuclear family, as Gene and Shannon transition from 28 years of "Happily Unmarried Bliss," to finally tying the knot.
With: Kenny's Rig, Reeble Jar, Unkle Nancy and the Family Jewels, Bad Mitten Orchestre, Disco Organica, Ninth Moon Black Ultraterrestrial, Vega, Medium Troy.
A YOUNG toff was arrested by police after he stripped down to his family jewels at a VIP equestrian bash.
Alan Shearer came up with another gem at St James' Park yesterday but was left in agony after Chelsea substitute Robert Huth stamped on his family jewels.
No longer are men expected to tuck the family jewels away out of sight and forget them but they are being actively encouraged to check them for signs of lumps - a telltale sign of testicular cancer.
But, with my own eyes, in the last month, I've seen him flatten Bradford's Gareth Whalley, elbow Burnley's astonished French defender Arthur Gnohere and even rearrange Scott Dobie's family jewels.
The Jerry Lewis movies currently available on DVD are "The Nutty Professor," "The Bellboy," "The Disorderly Orderly," "Cinderfella," "The Errand Boy," "The Family Jewels," "The Ladies Man," "The Patsy," "The Delicate Delinquent," and the first Martin & Lewis title to be released, "The Stooge.
With the theme of Marina's debut album The Family Jewels concerning her relationship with the American dream, her performance has been moulded accordingly.
Now the Abergavenny-born singer, who goes by the name of Marina and the Diamonds, is filming the video for her fourth single from debut album Family Jewels.
THIS fourth single from their debut album, The Family Jewels, is brilliant pop that sits somewhere between Kate Bush and Lene Lovich.
the fourth spin-off from the singer''s debut album The Family Jewels, will be released in the UK on July 26.
Along with former contract star Carmen Luvana's strategically placed poster in "The Sopranos," Adam & Eve has also secured former contract star Kayden Kross' involvement on "Gene Simmons' Family Jewels," and arranged the inclusion of both the logo and private label products in numerous independent and mainstream films.
The elder statesman Harold McMillan had warned of the dangers of privatisation, which he compared to selling the family jewels.
he Pimps play a CD release show Saturday at the Oak Street Speakeasy, with the always musically diverse Unkle Nancy and his band, the Family Jewels, opening.
Gene Simmons' Family Jewels starts on January 22, on The Biography Channel.