face fungus

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(face) fungus

n. whiskers; a beard. If John would shave off that face fungus, he’d look a lot better.
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But the Wales International, who has had a baby with Charlotte, 21, may get kicked into touch by the razor giantsdueto hisnewly flourishing face fungus.
Hollywood star Jake Gyllenhaal, 25, sported, erm, interesting new face fungus as he lunched with mum Naomi at a Beverly Hills deli.
In fact, rather than his static display I became increasingly fascinated by his beard, no longer a trendy goatee but now a full on ginger face fungus of the kind beloved of geography teachers and heavily-tattooed bass players in American grunge bands.
There is usually a goatee or some other form of stylized face fungus.
ANOTHER film, another face fungus for John Travolta as a mysterious tycoon with plans to break his way into the world banking system computers.
Vain Webster has told pals he thinks his face fungus - as our artists show right - makes him look "more distinguished".