himself becomes a blank hole of neutrality and balance.
Uzielli isn't talking anymore (in fact, since Dubya
locked up most of the Republican money over the summer of 1999, no one is talking for the record), but it would be nice to know what he was buying.
On those rare occasions when an entertainer is invited to the White House, Dubya
manages to have an urgent meeting.
is sitting on the couch in the oval office when from out of nowhere he was attacked by a pretzel.
The journalist was wrestled down before being dragged off by security men; FOOT SOLDIER One of the reporter's "size 10" shoes hurtles towards startled Dubya
, who has to quickly duck down as it flies inches past his head
Bush has been hoist with his own petard following the admissions by al-Qaeda mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed of a vast catalogue of terrorist crimes.
congratulated the people of Georgia on their peaceful 'rose revolution' in November 2003.
will admit he did it, Dubya
will admit he's made a few mistakes, or hell will freeze over.
obviously heard those shouts of 'Yanks go home' in advance of this week's state visit.
But Republicans, with Dubya
in the lead, have indeed managed a successful makeover of at least one of their party's stoniest aspects: They no longer prattle on like Ward Cleaver lecturing the Beaver about "personal responsibility.
Getting back to the Bush girls, they do deserve a break - if for no other reason than George Dubya
is their dad.
was delighted because two hot young movie stars attended his inauguration -- Bo Derek and Chuck Norris.
In short, even though you remain confident that Dubya
continues to treasure your advice and insights, you're also adult enough to know that a presidential nominee, let alone the occupant of the Oval Office, can be fickle in his affections.
ducked as the footwear sailed high to the left of his head and smashed into the wall during his farewell trip to Iraq.
, even as ever more body bags return, will not weaken.