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dork

(dork)
1. n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.) Paul told a joke about a dork, but everybody just sat there and looked straight ahead.
2. n. a jerk; a strange person. (see also megadork.) Ye gods, Sally! You are a dork!

dork off

in. to waste time; to goof off. The whole class was dorking off and the teacher got furious.
See also: dork, off
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Although it may be the height of critical dorkiness to start a review by complaining about the cover art, I can't help but note that this CD features about the goofiest photography I have seen in a long, long time, with shot after shot of Joshua Bell staring moodily off-camera as though posing for a photo spread in GQ.
free at last to rail in four-letter-word rage across a multi-media spectrum of lucrative outlets, at the betrayal, cruelty, and just plain dorkiness of the men they still have to deal with, but not--thank heaven--get stuck with for life anymore?
DAVE It's great that you're an advocate of dorkiness.
Partly it's the plasticky regularity of their surfaces and the muted designer dorkiness of the colors they come in.
It's easier because, due to nature or nurture or some mutual conspiracy of genetics and man, she is one awkward muddle of esteem-challenged dorkiness.
Unfortunately, no one had told us that these shirts, which were considered the height of coolness our first summer, had been declared the depths of dorkiness for the second summer.