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dork

(dork)
1. n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.) Paul told a joke about a dork, but everybody just sat there and looked straight ahead.
2. n. a jerk; a strange person. (see also megadork.) Ye gods, Sally! You are a dork!

dork off

in. to waste time; to goof off. The whole class was dorking off and the teacher got furious.
See also: dork, off
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